that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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