Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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