Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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