Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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