You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
