Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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