And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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