My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Randomize
