well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
