quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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