its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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