I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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