I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This baby is an asshole
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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