is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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