drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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