Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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