let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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