Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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