can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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