Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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