Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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