woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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