you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think people are normalizing furries
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
