Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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