Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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