two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
