what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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