i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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