How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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