is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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