I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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