You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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