I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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