she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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