Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she pinky promised me she was 18
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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