Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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