: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
