How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's just like the Real World with babies
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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