Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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