I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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