did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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