marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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