Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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