He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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