Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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