I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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