i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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