at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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