God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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