I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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