It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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