i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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