Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
