That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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