There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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