Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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