Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
