please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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