i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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