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this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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